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We have a new cabinet member former secretary of state handsome debonair John Kerry, who uses Heinz ketchup exclusively, since he’s married into the Heinz fortune. He has explicit inherit use of six mansions 12 cars 2 yacht and a private Jet which uses 10 times more fuels and produces 10 time more emissions per person than a commercial plane which common people use.
In his exalted position he’s telling citizens of the world to take the bus, don’t eat meat, buy electric cars and don’t fart it causes pollution and emits dangerous gases!
Elk Mound, WI