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Congrats to Wink-Mrdutt as they clinched the first half on the Saturday Nite Live Mixed League!!
On the opposite Saturday couples league, Full House sewed up the honors!! Good job to both teams!! We started our Christmas team tournament this week. As of this past Monday, we have 20 teams signed up to participate. I’ll update the leaders next week!!
I caught my son chewing on electrical cords. So I had to ground him. He’s doing better currently, and now conducting himself properly!! Watt???
Song of the Day
• 1963: “Loves Gonna Live Here” – Buck Owens
• 1973: “Amazing Love” – Charlie Pride
• 1983: “Black Sheep” – John Anderson
• 1993: “I Don’t Call Him Daddy” – Doug Supernaw
*December 21st is the shortest day of the year!!*
• 1602: The Mayflower arrived at Plymouth Rock, Massachusetts.
• 1937: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves premiered. This movie has grossed $1.2 billion.
• 1913: The first crossword puzzle was published.
• 1910: Over 2.5 million plague victims are reported in An-Hul, a province of China
• 1928: President Calvin Coolidge signs the Boulder Dam Bill.
• 1945: General George Patton dies at age 60 after being in a car accident.
Robert’s Wedding Night
Robert, 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old.
Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Robert should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door.
Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Robert, her 85 year old groom, ready for action.
They unite as one. All goes well, Robert takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it’s Robert. Again he is ready for more ‘action’.
Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Robert kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves.
She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it, Robert is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25 – year – old, ready for more ‘action’.
And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Robert gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, ‘I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Robert.’
Robert, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: ‘You mean I was here already?’
The moral of the story:
Don’t be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer’s has its advantages.
Back by Popular Request!!
The Angel Atop The Christmas Tree
When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre- Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the liquor. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, ‘Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn’t this a lovely day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?’
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Merry Christmas!!!! – Leaker & Cheryl
This week’s Rockpile Readers of the Week: Linda Tuttle of Glenwood City.
Have a cute story or joke?
Send to: Leaker’s Place
P.O. Box 213; Glenwood City, WI 54013
or you can email: Leaker@cltcomm.net