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We’ll have a couple of roll-offs this week. On the Thursday Nite Ladies League, these four teams will fight for the first place spot: Hurtgen Catering, Hager Construction, Melby’s Bags, Amazing Portraits by Angie.
On the Town and Country League, four teams will also have a shootout for the championship: Hager Construction, Anderson Funeral Home, Melby’s, and B. F. Feeds.
I’ll update next week!!
Song of the Day
1959: “The Battle of New Orleans” – Johnny Horton
1969: “Singing my Song” – Tammy Wynette
1979: “She Believes in Me” – Kenny Rogers
1989: “A Better Man” – Clint Black
1961: “Hello Walls” – Faron Young
1954: Dwight D. Eisenhower signed an order adding “under God” to the Pledge of Allegiance.
1972: The EPA banned nearly all use of DOT in the U.S.
1974: The Heimlich Maneuver was demonstrated by Dr. Henry Hemlich.
1989: Actress Zsa Zsa Gabor was arrested for slapping a motorcycle patrolman.
2011: To combat childhood obesity, the L.A. School District stopped serving chocolate or strawberry milk!!
• I just burned 3000 calories … that’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!!
• If the last few weeks taught me anything, it’s that stupidity spreads faster than any virus ever could!!
Two engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking at its top. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
“We’re supposed to find the height of this flagpole,” said Sven, “but we don’t have a ladder.”
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple of bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground. Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, and announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.
One engineer shook his head and laughed. “A lot of good that does us. We asked for the height and she gave us the length!”
Both engineers have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving as elected members of Congress.
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