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The Wednesday Nite Ladies held their championship roll-off this past week. It was a shootout between Family ChiroCare and the M&M Bar. After the smoke cleared, Family ChiroCare came out on top. Congratulations, ladies!
Thursday Nite Ladies league still has two more weeks of competition. I’ll update the results in a couple of weeks!!
– “Leaker” & Cheryl
Song of the Day
1952: “The Wild Side of Life” – Hank Thompson
1962: “She Thinks I Still Care” – George Jones
1964: “My Heart Skips a Beet” – Buck Owens
1954: “Slowly” – Webb Pierce
1974: “No Charge” – Melba Montgomery
1859: Big Ben, the clock with the big bell, was put into operation in England.
1870: Edward J. DeSmedt patented asphalt pavement..
1980: Alabama debuted on the country charts wth “Tennessee River”.
1930: Happy Birthday to Clint Eastwood – 91 years old on May 31st.
I ran out of toilet paper,
and now use lettuce leaves,
Today was the tip of the iceburg,
Tomorrow remains to be seen!!
The Missing Wife
Husband: My wife is missing. She went shopping yesterday and hasn’t come home!
Husband: I’m not sure Somewhere between 50 and 60. We don’t do birthdays.
Husband: I’m not sure. A little over five-feet tall.
Husband: Don’t know. Not slim, not really fat.
Officer: Color of eyes?
Husband: Sort of brown I think. Never really noticed.
Officer: Color of hair?
Husband: Changes a couple times a year. Maybe dark brown now. I can’t remember.
Officer: What was she wearing?
Husband: Could have been pants, or maybe a skirt or shorts. I don’t know exactly.
Officer: What kind of car did she go in?
Husband: She went in my truck.
Officer: What kind of truck was it?
Husband: A 2017, pearl white Ram Limited 4X4 manufactured September 16th, with 6.41 Hemi V8 engine ordered with the Ram Box bar and fridge option, led lighting, back up and front camera, Moose hide leather heated and cooled seats, climate controlled air conditioning. It has a custom matching white cover for the bed, Weather Tech floor mats. Trailing package with gold hitch, sunroof, DVD with full GPS navigation, satellite radio, Cobra 75 WX ST 40-channel CB radio, six cup holders, 3 USB ports, and 4 power outlets. I added special alloy wheels and off-road Toyo tires. It has custom retracting running boards and under-glow wheel well lighting. (At this point the husband started choking up.)
Officer: Take it easy, sir. We’ll find your truck.
Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Jean Best of Manitowac, Wisconsin.
Have a cute story or joke?
Send to: Leaker’s Place
P.O. Box 213; Glenwood City, WI 54013
or you can email: Leaker@cltcomm.net