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Thoughts most of us now have
· Half of us are going to come out of this quarantine as amazing cooks. The other half will come out with a drinking problem.
· I used to spin that toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I’m cracking a safe.
· I need to practice social-distancing from the refrigerator.
· PSA: every few days try your jeans on just to make sure they fit. Pajamas will have you believe all is well in the kingdom.
· Homeschooling is going well. Two students suspended for fighting and one teacher fired for drinking on the job.
· I don’t think anyone expected that when we changed the clocks we’d go from Standard Time to the Twilight Zone
· This morning I saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was obvious she thought her cat understood her. I came into my house, told my dog….. we laughed a lot.
· So, after this quarantine…will the producers of My 600 Pound Life just find me or do I find them?
· Quarantine Day 5: Went to this restaurant called THE KITCHEN. You have to gather all the ingredients and make your own meal. I have no clue how this place is still in business.
· My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I pee it cleans the toilet.
· Day 5 of Homeschooling: One of these little monsters called in a bomb threat.
· I’m so excited – it’s time to take out the garbage. What should I wear?
· I hope the weather is good tomorrow for my trip to Puerto
Backyarda. I’m getting tired of Los Livingroom.
· I just saw a classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun.
· Day 6 of Homeschooling: My child just said “I hope I don’t have the same teacher next year”. I’m offended.
· Better 6 feet apart than 6 feet under.
THE ROCKPILE from February 5, 2014
We have three more “700’s” to put up on the tote board. Dave Brandt rolled a 747 series on the Saturday Nite Mixed league Saturday. Ben Krosnoski bowled a 764 on the Hometown league and Brian Casey put up a 749 on. the Town and Country league. Krosnoski spared in the first frame of the second game and then proceeded to strike out the next eleven frames to score an amazing 290 game while Brian Casey bowled a 254 game to start the first game of his series and then had a perfect eleven in a row in game two. On his final delivery Casey rolled what looked like a perfect ball, but only carried nine pins to bowl an outstanding 299 game. On his final game Brian slowed down a tad to roll a 193 for a 749 series. Great bowling fellas!
Some of our lady keglers also bowled some nice series: Peg Obermueller 544, Audrey Maes 505, Cindy Rassbach 592, Kathy Alleman 526, Mary Anderson 505, Carrie Cassellius 557, Peg Heutmaker 550, Viv Lindstrom 531, and Lori Klinger 544. Good series ladies!!!
We’ll get our 9-pin tournament underway this weekend. We have a group coming in this Friday evening from the Twin Cities and Spooner, Wis. There’s still some open dates, so if you’re planning to participate call or stop in.