Rockpile – 12-4-2019
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We’ll crank up all league play now that deer hunting and Thanksgiving are in the past.
Speaking of deer hunting we had a real tight race on our Buck Board competition. Mark Maes took first place on the Buck Board with a nice 9-point buck with a spread of 17.5″ outside spread for a total score of 26.5. Corey Wittmer was right on his tail, as Corey bagged another nice 9-point buck with a 17.25″ spread. With a total score of 26.25, Corey locked up second place. Close race!!! Nice deer!!! Thank you to all the participants.
We will feature our annual Phfeiffer Card tournament this Saturday, December 7 starting at noon sharp!! Still have a few openings! Stop in or call for a spot. We’re only taking 12 teams total!!!
Back When
• 1945 Song of the Day: “With Tears In My Eyes” – Wesley Tuttle
• 1955 Song of the Day: “Love, Love, Love” – Webb Pierce
• 1965 Song of the Day: “May the Bird of Paradise Fly up Your Nose” – Little Jimmy Dickens
• 1975 Song of the Day: “It’s All in the Movies” – Merle Haggard
Events
• 1927 – The first Model A was unveiled. The car sold for $350.00. Ford made almost 2 million cars in 1929.
• 1952 – A Denver T.V. station transmitted the first human birth to be seen on T.V.
• 1974 – Major League changed a rule to make baseballs out of cowhides rather than horsehides.
• 2006 – A $26.5 million National World War I museum opened in Kansas City, Missouri.
Quote of the Day
“Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak out and remove all doubt.” – Abe Lincoln
Understanding Women
A wise old man once told his son, “My boy, when you gain the understanding to know why pizza is made round, put in a square box to be eaten in triangles, then and only then will you be able to understand women!”
A Long Marriage
After 58 years of marriage, a husband and wife came to see a therapist. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
On and on she went: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured.
Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, he embraced and kissed her long and passionately as her husband watched – with a raised eyebrow.
The woman quietly sat down as though in a daze.
The therapist turned to the husband and said, “This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?”
The husband replied, “Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays I go fishing.”
Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Mark and Audrey Maes of Glenwood City, Wisconsin.
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