Rockpile – 9-25-2019
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Ben Krosnoski had the high game and series this week on the Men’s bowling leagues with a 268 game and a 669 series!!
On the ladies circuit, Sam Tellijohn has bragging rights for the week with a nice 210 game and a 532 series!!
It was a great weekend for Wisconsin sports as the Badgers, Packers and Brewers all had winning ways!!
By next week at this time we’ll know if the Brewers make the MLB Playoffs. Go Brewers!!
Quote of the Week
“I thought getting old would take longer.” *I don’t know who said it, but it’s true!
In Case You Didn’t Know:
The tooth is the only part of the human body that cannot heal itself.
Back When
• 1949 Song of the Day: “Lovesick Blues” – Hank Williams
• 1959 Song of the Day: “The Three Bells” – The Browns
• 1969 Song of the Day: “A Man Named Sue” – Johnny Cash
Events
• 1876 – Melville Bissell patented the carpet sweeper.
• 1928 – “Steamboat Willie” was the first animated cartoon featuring Mickey Mouse, in New York.
• 1983 – The final episode of Mash ran on CBS-TV.
Well, Bless Your Heart
Two informally dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport.
The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man.
The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from southern Minnesota.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children, the California woman started by saying, “When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me.” The lady from Minnesota commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman continued, “When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz…”
And again, the lady from Minnesota commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman continued boasting, “Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet.” Yet again, the Minnesota lady commented, “Well, bless your heart.”
The first woman then asked her companion, “What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?”
“My husband sent me to charm school,” declared the Minnesota lady.
“Charm school?” the first woman cried. “Oh, my God! What on earth for?”
The Minnesota lady responded, “Well for example, instead of saying ‘who gives a ****??’ I learned to say, ‘Well, bless your heart!'”
Religious Rockpile Readers of the Week
Ellen Koosmann Glenwood City, Wisconsin.
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