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Ben Krosnoski rolled a 290 game with a 733 series this past Tuesday night on the Hometown League. This is Ben’s second “700” of the year, and again Brian Casey was just one fill away from a 700 as Casey put up a 691 series, also on the Hometown League.
WinkLangers won the 1st half on the Sat Nite Live League. WinkLangers are made up of Becka & Derek Wink and Jeremy & Brittany Lease. Congrats kids!!
• 1965 Song of the Day: “Once a Day” – Connie Smith
• 1985 Song of the Day: “Does Fort Worth Ever Cross Your Mind” – George Strait
• 1957 Song of the Day: “Singing the Blues” – Marty Robbins
• 1969 Song of the Day: “Daddy Sang Bass” – Johnny Cash
• 1979 Song of the Day: “Lady Lay Down” – John Conlee
• 1908 – President Theordore Roosevelt declared the Grand Canyon a National Monument.
• 1896 – H.L. Smith took the first x-ray photograph.
• 1971 – “All in the Family” began its 21 year run on T.V.
• 1863 – Thomas Crapper pioneered the one-piece flushing toilet.
• 1981 – Donna Griffins, of Great Britain, started sneezing and didn’t stop for 978 days!!!
Quote of the Week
“Do the best you can, and don’t take life too serious!!” – Will Rogers
Joke of the Week
Recently there was a Mensa convention in San Francisco. Mensa, as you probably know, is a national organization for people who have an IQ of 150 or higher.
Several of the Mensa members went out for lunch at a local café. When they sat down, one of them discovered that their salt shaker contained pepper, and their pepper shaker was full of salt.
How could they swap the contents of the two bottles without spilling any, and using only the implements at hand? Clearly, this was a job for Mensa minds.
The group debated the problem and presented ideas and finally came up with a brilliant solution involving a napkin, a straw, and an empty container.
They called the blonde waitress over ready to dazzle her with their solution. “Ma’am,” they said, “we couldn’t help but notice that the pepper shaker contains salt and the salt shaker has pepper.”
But before they could finish, the waitress interrupted, “Oh, sorry about that.” She leaned over the table, unscrewed the caps of both bottles and switched them.
There was dead silence at the Mensa table.
Kind of reminds you of the past 30 years in Washington D.C., doesn’t it?
Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Dean Anderson of Glenwood City
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