Rockpile – 12-5-2018
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Gary “Birthday Boy” Standaert put up his first “700” of the year last week on the Hometown League. Gary put together a 713 series last Monday. Gary bowls for “Strikers”. Nice job Gary!!
Brian Casey came a fill away from a “700”, rolling a nice 693 series with a 267 game.
Kathy Alleman and Ione DeSmith each rolled a nice 21 game on the Wednesday Nite Ladies League. Way to go ladies!!!
Wisdom for the Ages
• “I’m finally old enough to do whatever I want…but I’m too tired to actually do it.”
• “I don’t mean to brag, but I just walked into a room and remembered why AI was there. It was the bathroom, but still…”
Working By Results
A minster dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who’s dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket, and jeans. Saint Peter addresses this guy, “Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?”
The guy replies, “I’m Joe Cohen, taxi driver, of New York City.”
Saint Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to the taxi driver, “Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
The taxi driver goes into Heaven with his robe and staff, and it’s the minister’s turn. He stands erect and booms out, “I am Joseph Snow, pastor of Saint Mary’s for the last forty-three years.”
Saint Peter consults his list. He says to the minster, “Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom of Heaven.”
“Just a minute,” says the minster. “That man was a taxi driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?”
“Up here, we work by results,” says Saint Peter. “While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed.”
Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Jo Dunbar of Menomonie, Wisconsin.
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