The Rockpile – 5-8-2013

We held our 9-pin Tap Championship roll-off this past weekend…and it was a very close roll-off as we had the top 3 bowlers within 20 pins of each other. Bob Obermueller won the roll off as Bob bowled a 864 series with Dave Hurtgen right on his tail with a 855 series. Terry Weiss placed 3rd, Travis Dorwin fourth, Dean Anderson fifth and Gary Standaert took the sixth spot.

 Congratulations, Bob, on the $1,000 purse!!

The first place doubles winners were Jon and Gary Standaert. Dave Hurtgen and Bill Ross took the second place honors. Thanks again to all the participants.

In the city championship last week “Anderson Funeral Home” came out on top of the field of all of the other champions. It was very exciting as it ended up in a tie after three games. It came down to a two frame roll-off and the Anderson crew won by a mere 10-pin margin. The City Champ, Anderson Funeral Home team are: Mary Anderson, Carlla Lingerfelt, Dori Thompson, Cindy Thompson, and Linda Klinger.

Congrats Ladies!!

We will have summer league starting sometime in early June. I will post a night and time as to when we have the start up meeting.

We are also having a bean bag league on Tuesday nights starting at 6:00 p.m. this summer. We have six teams signed up so far and we would like to see another three or four more teams. If you’re interested give us a call or stop in for details.

This Week’s Momism: “If you don’t pick up your room, you won’t be going to the birthday party!!”

Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “What did you do when you saw the home…run??” Bee Boop!!

Golfer Story

One day, shortly after joining the PGA tour in 1965, Lee Trevino, a professional golfer and married man, was at his home in Dallas, Texas mowing his front lawn, as he always did.

A lady driving by in a big, shiny Cadillac stopped in front of his house, lowered the window and asked, “Excuse me, do you speak English?”

Lee responded, “Yes, Ma’am, I do.”

The lady then asked, “What do you charge to do yard work?”

Lee said, “Well, the lady in this house lets me sleep with her.”

The lady hurriedly put the car into gear and sped off.

This Week’s Religious Rockpile Readers

Alfie and Barb Schrank – Glenwood City, Wis.

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