Rockpile – 2-28-2017

Leaker’s Place was top dog on the Hometown League, as the 3rd quarter ended last week. Leaker’s snuck it out by edging East Bay Lodge by a mere 1.5 points.

On the Town and Country league, the Wilson Legion Gunners pulled out the third quarter honors. Great job guys!!

Mike Wink put up his second “700” of the year by bowling a 702 series last Monday night. Wink bowls on the M&M Bar team. Nice rolling, Mike!!

9-Pin continues this weekend as we have a crew from the Broadway Bowl in Menomonie trucking down for the tournament. Thanks, Spike!

Song of the Day

• 1959 Song of the Day: “Don’t Take Your Guns to Town” – Johnny Cash

• 1976 Song of the Day: “Good Hearted Woman” – Willie & Waylon

• 1994 Song of the Day: “I Swear” – John Michael Montgomery

• 1985 Song of the Day: “Faking Love” – T.G. Sheppard

• 1953 Song of the Day: “Kaw-Liga” – Hank Williams

Events

• 1919 – The Grand Canyon was declared a National Park.

• 1933 – A groundbreaking ceremony was held for the Golden Gate Bridge.

• 1938 – The City of Miami opened the first drive-in movie theatre.

• 1960 – For $105.00 you could buy a do-it-yourself fallout shelter.

• 1969 – Johnny Cash recorded his second live prison performance at San Quentin, it included “A Boy Named Sue!!”

• 2000 – Texas executed 62-year-old Betty Lou Beets for the 1983 murder of her fifth husband.

Quotes of the Week: “Women will never be equal to men until they can be old, overweight and bald…and they still think they are irresistible.” – Anonymous

Speed Dial

I put my grandmother on speed dial…I call it Instagram!!

Ole Computer Terms (Part one)

• Log on – “Making da wood stove hotter”

• Log off – “Don’t add no more wood”

• Monitor – “Keep an eye on da wood”

• Download – “Getting da wood off da truck”

• Megahertz – “Ven yer not careful getting da firewood”

• Floppy Disk – “Vat ya get from trying to carry tew much wood.”

• Ram – “Dat ting dat splits da wood.”

• Hard Drive – “Getting home in da winter time in da snow.”

• Prompt – “Vat da mail ain’t in da winter time.”

• Windows – “Vat yew shut when it’s cold outside.”

• Screen – “Vat ya shut ven it’s black fly season.”

Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “What’s in the bottle, Olive…oil???” Bee Boop!! 

The week’s Rockpile Readers of the Week: Pat and Vern Gust of Minneapolis, Minnesota. 

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