We had a couple of Championship Roll-offs this past week. On the Wednesday Nite Ladies League, Family ChiroCare went head-to-head against the M&M gals. Family ChiroCare outlasted the M&M gals to clinch the championship. Their winning team is made up of Cindy and Rachel Rassbach, Lisa Kaiser, Kathy Alleman, Lori Klinger, and Sandy Sanders.
On the Thursday Nite Ladies League, Melby’s beat last year’s champs, Clear Lake Storage. Melby’s team consists of Kathy Samens, Tammi Heutmaker, Amy Edison and Cindy Hurtgen.
On the Sunday Nite Mixed League, The “Young Guns” out-bowled Out-4-Fun to wrap up the Sunday Nite Championship. Young Guns bowlers are Brandon and Trista Engle and Sara and Ryan Woodford.
Congrats to all of the champs!!!
We will feature a few more championship roll-offs this week. I’ll update next week.
With only a couple weekends to go, our 9-Pin Tap Tournament is quickly coming to the end. Right now, we have nine bowlers who have qualified for the $1,000 purse that will go to the winner in singles competition.
• 1959 Song of the Day: “White Lightning” – George Jones
• 1961 Song of the Day: “Don’t Worry” – Marty Robbins
• 1970 Song of the Day: “Tennessee Bird Walk” – Jack Blanchard and Misty Morgan
• 1988 Song of the Day: “Famous Last Words of a Fool” – George Strait
• 1860 – The Pony Express was started in California.
• 1916 – The first hybrid (seed corn) was purchased for 15 cents per bushel.
• 1940 – “Porky Pig” movie debuted in theaters
• 1983 – Zsa Zsa Gabor married her 8th husband. The marriage was annulled the following day.
• 1997 – 21-year-old Tiger Woods won the Masters Golf Tournament by 12 strokes.
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Miami, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
Jacob: “We’re about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?”
Pharmacist: “Of course we do.”
Jacob: “How about medicine for circulation?”
Pharmacist: “All kinds.”
Jacob: “Medicine for rheumatism?”
Jacob: “How about suppositories?”
Pharmacist: “You bet!”
Jacob: “Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
Pharmacist: “Yes, a large variety. The Works.”
Jacob: “What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
Jacob: “Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
Pharmacist: “We sure do.”
Jacob: “You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
Pharmacist: “All speeds and sizes.”
Jacob: “Adult diapers?”
Jacob: “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
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