Rockpile – 12-31-2014

Wink-Mrdutt won first place honors on the Saturday Nite Live League this past weekend while the Young Guns team took honors on the Sunday Nite League.

On the Hometown League, Hager Construction eked out the M&M Bar by a mere 1/2 point for the 2nd quarter winners.

On the Senior Circuit, Global Genetics clobbered my Leaker’s team to take the first half title on the Senior League.

We started our Christmas Team Tournament last week. We have a nice group signed up as there are 26 teams entered in the festive event.

Right now Obermueller Trucking (men) are out in front with a 3352 series.

I will update next week!!

Back When
• 1963 Song of the Day: “Loves Gonna Live Here” – Buck Owens
• 1987 Song of the Day: “Somewhere Tonight” – Highway 101
• 1933 – FM radio was patented.
• 1946 – In Las Vegas “Bugsy” Siegel opened the “Pink Flamingo Casino”. It cost 6 million dollars.
• 1985 – Ford introduced the Taurus car.
• 1996 – Child beauty queen JonBenét Ramsey was found dead in her family’s basement.

God Is Very Clever

Father Norton woke up one Sunday morning. It was an exceptionally beautiful and sunny early spring day, and he decided he just had to play golf. He called up his associate pastor and told him that he was feeling sick and asked him to hold Mass for him that day.

As soon as he hung up, Father Norton headed for a golf course about 40 miles away. He wanted to make sure that he didn’t run into anyone he knew. After all, everyone else would be in church.

At the course, Father Norton asked to play alone, and as he strolled onto the first tee, St. Peter leaned over to the Lord while they were looking down from Heaven and exclaimed, “You’re not going to let him get away with this, are you?” The Lord sighed and responded, “No, I guess not.”

Father Norton teed his ball up and took a mighty swing. The ball came off the face of his driver like a cannon shot, straight and true. His ball landed just short of the green, bounced on and rolled straight into the hole, a 420-yard hole-in-one!

St. Peter was astonished. He looked at the Lord and asked, “How could you let that happen?”

The Lord just smiled and replied, “Who’s he going to tell?”

Quote of the Week

“I haven’t spoken to my wife in years. I didn’t want to interrupt her!” – Rodney Dangerfield

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! – Leaker, Cheryl, and the gang from Leaker’s Place

Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Gladys Best of Glenwood City, Wisconsin.

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