Rockpile – 9-17-2014

Well, bowling is in full swing and we’ve had some pretty nice scores thus far.

  Luke Berends rolled a 663 series last week, while Brian Cassellius put up a 658. The high weekly series was bowled by Brian  Casey, who tossed a 666.  Here are some high games: Brian Casey-278. Luke Berends-257, Matt McGee-245, Bill Standaert-246, Larry Standaert-237. We’ll take a look at some lady keglers’ scores next week.

Back When
• 1949- The Lone Ranger primiered on ABC TV
• 1957- 25-year-old Patsy Cline married Charlie Dick
• 1962- The Four Seasons’ “Sherry” hit number one on the charts.
• 1968- Richard Nixon uttered “sock it to me” on Rowan and Martins’ Laugh-In TV show

Quote of the week: “When I read about the evils of drinking, I quit reading. ”- Henny Youngman

Sven and Ole
Two Minnesota engineers were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.

A woman walks by and asks what they were doing.

“Ve’re supposed to find da height of dis flagpole, ” said Sven, “but ve don’t haff a ladder.”

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a couple bolts, and laid the pole down on the ground.

Then she took a tape measure from her pocketbook, took a measurement, announced, “Twenty one feet, six inches,” and walked away.

Ole shook his head and laughed. “Ain’t dat just like a voman! Ve ask fer da height and she gives us da length!”

Sven and Ole have since quit their engineering jobs and are currently serving in the United States Congress.

Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
Dan Knoebel of Boise, Idaho.

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