Welcome back!!!! Where did the summer go? Seems like we just finished our bowling leagues and here we’ll be starting in just a week or two.
Just a reminder to several upcoming leagues. Next Wednesday August 27th, we’ll have a meeting at 1:00 for the Wednesday Afternoon league. That night there will be a Fun Nite for the Wednesday Nite league and Thursday Nite the 28th, the Thursday Nite gals have Fun Nite. The day after Labor Day, which is Tuesday Nite we’ll have Fun Nite for the Town and Country and Hometown leagues starting at 6:30. The lanes have been resurfaced and the new pins are in so we’re ready to roll!!
Anyone out there that would like to bowl, call or stop in and we’ll see where there might be an opening for you. We are always in need of subs.
Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “What’s for supper tonight, Pop….corn??” Bee Boop!
The Irish Brothel
Three Irishmen are sitting in a pub window seat, watching the front door of the brothel across the road.
The local Methodist pastor appears, and quickly goes inside.
“Would you look at that!” says the first Irishman. “Didn’t I always say what a bunch of hypocrites they are?” No sooner are the words out of his mouth than a Rabbi appears at the door, knocks, and goes inside. “Another one trying to fool everyone with pious preaching and stupid hats!”
They continue drinking their beer roundly condemning the vicar and the rabbi.
Then they see their own Catholic priest knock on the door.
“Ah, now dat’s sad.” says the third Irishman. “One of the girls must have needed the Last Rites.”
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