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The Rockpile – 5-7-2014

We had the “Battle of the Sexes” roll-off last week, which brought together the “cream of the crop” mens and ladies teams. “Angie’s Amazing Portraits” who were the overall womens champs took on the men’s big guns.

“Angie’s” won by a commanding 87 pins. This team was made up of Karla Obermueller, Jill Peterson, Doralla Curvello, Tracy Lawson and Ione DeSmith. Congratulations ladies!! (by the way Tracy Lawson rolled her first-ever 600 series by chalking up a nice 612 series).

Jordan Wink also tossed his first-ever 200 game with a 202 while bowling with Leaker’s II. Leaker’s II were the top dogs of all the men’s leagues to take the mens’ city championship.

We’ll have our 9-pin tap roll-off this coming Saturday night. There are the 5 people who will be battling it our of the $1,000 first place purse. These five are Bob Schug, Jon Standaert, Dave Hurtgen, Luke Berends and Tim Pederson. Action starts at 7:00 p.m. Come and cheer for your favorite bowler.

REMINDER TO ALL BOWLERS: Please clear out equipment from your lockers as we need to move lockers in the next couple weeks to put in new carpet. Thanks – Leaker & Cheryl.

Back When

• 1962 Song of the Day: “My Woman, My Woman, My Wife” – Marty Robbins

• 1976 Song of the Day: “Let Your Love Flow” – Bellemy Brothers

• 1932 – NBC introduced Jack Benny to Radio. He started working for $1400 a week.

• 1986 – Dolly Parton opened Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, Tenn.

• 1991 – The final episode of “Dallas” aired on CBS. It lasted 13 seasons on Prime Time.

Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “What do you have in the bag Smarty….pants??”  Bee Boop!

Texting Codes
Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes…
• ATD – At the doctor’s
• BFF – Best friend’s funeral
• BTW – Bring the wheelchair
• BYOT – Bring your own teeth
• CBM – Covered by Medicare
• CUATSC – See you at the senior center
• DWI – Driving while incontinent
• FWIW – Forget where I was
• GGPBL – Gotta go, pacemaker battery low
• GHA – Got Heartburn again
• HGBM – Had good bowel movement
• LMDO – Laughing my dentures out
• LOL – Living on Lipitor
• OMSG – Oh my! Sorry, gas
• TOT – Texting on toilet
• WAITT – Who am I talking to?
• GGLKI – Gotta go, laxative kicking in!

Religious Rockpile Reader of the Week
John Jackelen of Glenwood City, Wisc.

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Leaker’s Place
P.O. Box 213
Glenwood City, WI 54013
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