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The Rockpile – 1-15-2014

We had a couple of great series bowled this past week.

 

Jason Maes and Brian Casey came very close to that elusive “700” series as they bowled a 699 and 695 respectively. Maes and Casey both bowl on the Town and Country league. Brian sports a 190 average while Jason comes in with a 187 average.

The father-son duo of Dave Brandt and Bo Brandt also lit ’em up last week as Dad Dave bowled a 675 series, while Son Bo tossed a 656. Great Bowling Fellas!!!

Our annual 9-Pin Tap Tournament will get underway starting the first weekend in February. Shifts are filling up fast, so take a look at our schedule and reserve your squad. The Tournament runs till the end of April. Shifts are Friday nights – 6:30 and Saturday and Sunday beginning at noon sharp!

Back When

• 1962 Song of the Day: “Walk on By” – LeRoy Van Dyke

• 1978 Song of the Day: “Take This Job and Shove It” – Johnny Paycheck

• 1899 – A patent was issued for an “electrical device” called a “flash light”.

• 1917 – “Buffalo Bill” Cody died at the age of 70.

• 1957 – Wham-o began to manufacture the Frisbee.

• 1968 – Johnny Cash appeared at Folsom Prison with June Carter, Carl Perkins, and the Statler Brothers.

• 1974 – Super Bowl VII (at Houston) Miami Dolphins 24, Minnesota Vikings 7. Tickets were $15 each.

• 1992 – Jeffrey Dahmer plead guilty but insane to the murders of 15 young men and boys.

Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “How’s your blood…..Count??”  Bee Boop!

“I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this old before!”

The Blonde Pilot

(This story goes out to a school teacher in Owatonna, Minn.)

This is the story of the blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with just the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies. She, frantic, calls out a May Day.

“May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don’t know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!”

She hears a voice over the radio saying:

“This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I’ve had a lot of experience with this type of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position.”

She says, “I’m 5’4″ and I support Obama.”

“O.K.” says the voice on the radio. “Repeat after me: Our Father…Who Art in Heaven…”

Religious Rockpile Readers

Aaron and Lisa Moede, Glenwood City.

Have a cute story or joke?

Send to:
Leaker’s Place
P.O. Box 213
Glenwood City, WI 54013
or you can email: Leaker@cltcomm.net