ROCKPILE – September 12, 2012

We’ve got several more bowling meetings on the docket in the next couple of weeks. Our Wednesday Afternoon League will meet this Wednesday, Sept. 5 at noon with fund day afterwards. The Men’s Senior League will have our meeting next week on Thursday, Sept. 13, starting at 12:30.

We still can use a few bowlers on a couple of leagues including our Mixed Doubles on Saturday and Sunday Nite. Call or stop in if interested (715-565-7300).
Our alleys are all resurfaced, we’ve donned some new paint and the new pins are in, so we’re ready to rock ‘n bowl!!

Don’t forget about our big Rustic Lore celebration this coming weekend!! There will be street dances on both Friday and Saturday nights, car and tractor shows on Saturday and a huge Grand Parade on Sunday at 1:00 p.m. There are many other activities you can look at in this edition of the Tribune Press Reporter.

Momism of the Week: “You just wait till your father gets home!!!”

Did You Know? In the U.S., Americans eat 18 acres of pizza a day!!!

FYI: Kiddie Tractor Pull and “Battle of the Bars” tractor right after the Grand Parade this Sunday right out in front of the “Ol’ Rockpile!”

Kids Say the Darnest Things
The pastor of this Baptist church had called all of the little children to the front of the church, dressed in their cute Easter outfits and had them sit around him.

He said “Today is Easter and you all look so handsome and beautiful. Today we’re going to talk about the resurrection. Does anyone know what the resurrection is?”

One little boy raised his hand, and the pastor said, “Please tell us what the resurrection is.”

The boy, proud that he knew the answer, said in a clear loud voice, “When you get one lasting more than four hours, you gotta call a doctor!”

It took a solid 10 minutes before the pastor could speak and there was so much laughter going on that his sermon was probably forgotten – but that boy’s voice won’t be.