Rockpile – 4-2-2013
We had two more bowlers roll 700’s this week on the Hometown league. Jon Standaert and Mike Wink each got on the “700” board again as they rolled a 721 and 706, respectively. Great job, guys!!
On the Wednesday Nite Ladies League, Anderson Funeral Home’s team clinched the second half and will shoot it out for the championship next week. It will be between Anderson’s and Family ChiroCare.
The Thursday Nite Ladies league also finished up their 4th quarter last week with the “Amazing Portraits by Angie” team locking up the last quarter.
In their championship roll-off next week, we’ll see “Ruth’s Catering,” “Obermueller Trucking”, “Papa’s Bar and Grill”, and “Amazing Portraits by Angie” battling for the championship honors.
Congratulations to Leaker’s, the champions of the Wednesday afternoon league as they won both halves to lock up the number one spot. My Leaker’s Team is made up of Lynn Dahl, Sylvia Bonte, Sherri Stevens, Brian Stevens and Audrey Maes. Congratulations!!
Logghe-Wink are also champs on the Saturday Nite Mixed league. The winners are Rob and Lisa Logghe and Dean and Shelly Wink. Great bowling guys!!
Birdie with a yellow bill, hopped upon my window sill, cocked a shining eye and says: “Hey, what did you do with the salt….Peter??” Bee Boop!!
This Week’s Momism: “You’ll have children that act just like you!!”
Mating Pigs
This story is dedicated to the memory of Gerald Mitch, who would have gotten a kick out of this story as he was “one of a kind.” (Mitch raised tons of hogs!!)
A farmer had five female pigs.
Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50.
The farmers lived sixty miles apart, so they agreed to drive thirty miles each and find a field in which to let the pigs mate. The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 a.m., loaded the pigs into the family station wagon (which was the only vehicle he had) and drove the thirty miles.
While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, “How will I know if they are pregnant?” The other farmer replied, “If they’re lying in the grass tomorrow morning, they’re pregnant; if they’re in the mud, they’re not.”
The next morning the pigs were rolling in the mud, so he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon and proceeded to try again.
This continued each morning for more than a week and both farmers were worn out.
The next morning he was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, “Honey, please look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the grass.”
“Neither,” yelled his wife. “They’re all in the station wagon and one of them is honking the horn!!’
This Week’s Religious Rockpile Readers
Mark and Carolynn Johnson – Marshfield, Wisconsin.
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P.O. Box 213
Glenwood City, WI 54013
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